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Ga-da-ba-ba-ba-ba

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Tonight

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Alright

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Ga-da-da-da-da-da

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Ba-da-boo

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Giddy-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-ba-da-da-da-da-da

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Oh yeah

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Virtual Boy

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Chris Spellman

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Troy Bird

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Kevin Murphy

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Simon Scully

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Mikey Gleason

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Too Good To Be True

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Joel Hunter

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Landormer

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Welcome to the stream

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Alright

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Alright

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came for the mainframe steed for the sky dad da ba ba do

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skeedy pop dad a da da ba da ba ba ba

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did it baby ba ba ba ba do yeah ba da all right

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all right am i on my own or are you on your own by yourself what the fuck you on about srm

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solar solar radiation management what are you on about sure i'm in the fucking there's 53 people

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watching man i'm not on my own

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i'm not on my own get it pop dad a ba ba ba ba ba ba ba all right right i need to move need to move

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need to fucking move house because this place is bringing me down

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a change of scenery would do me well do you know but i haven't got the fucking means to do it

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i'm at home stuck at home living with the fucking owl lady

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uh-oh uh-oh dropping frames this is not good this is not good frame rate gone

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frame rate gone

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frame rate gone

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okay so i just keep fucking playing should i power through or what's the story

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fuck this internet

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let us see let us pray let us pray

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i'm just gonna keep rocking keep rocking the fuck

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soldier on this is it soldier soldier

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we need to find out this lad's uh i should be grateful father

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i'm gonna fucking power through jimmy neuter

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jiggy mcq cob one mob two dave mullins

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fucking landormer percy purple andrew garton

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i'm not gonna give apex a go yet haven't downloaded i don't really want to get into it to be honest i've

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played the card check house royale i played fucking cutscene cutscene

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ryo-san what were you talking about with ine-san

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well

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is that a letter in chinese

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wow

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is it from the man who murdered sensei i don't know

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damn it

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if only we knew someone who reads chinese why is he standing out in the piss and rain with his

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fucking pajamas on

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it's not something yeah thanks very much tang spec 620. there's a lad called tang spec

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up the town he's a nice guy

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tang spec check him out he's a fucking he's a legend he's a renegade he's got nothing

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not a bad bone in his body he's a great guy always fucking says hello to his mother every day on the phone

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he's a great man

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maybe this cat can speak chinese

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cats usually hide out the rain that's that's bollocks that cat cat wouldn't stay there in the rain can't move

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out move outside you know move inside and get inside a box here we go here's another little kitty cat

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hi megumi hi hi adio i named the kitty yeah her name is mimi it's cute isn't it no it's a

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it's a real cute name stupid name for a cat you call it puss

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mimi are you cold hey see you soon mimi are you cold see you soon

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uh doesn't that feel good yeah it's a shane burke kind of day i want to tell you about shane burke baby

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came into the chat and the stream with a one euro donation today he's a nice guy fried rice guy

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yeah we joe too had a little euro to spend on his gaming channel friend that friend is me

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i'm happy to be here for you on a thursday afternoon or whatever day it is monday is it

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why does do they have this shrine it's still there there's nothing i can have here there's nothing i

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can do what's inside the fucking shrine who do they worship out in japan do they worship god or is it jesus

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are they more into fucking buddhas do they do buddhas out in japan are they more into christ are they more into christ out in tokyo

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or do they worship the cat

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and my sunglasses took my soccer ball he said he'd give it back if i brought it to him what where is he at the construction site

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don't worry kid we're gonna fucking knack them sorry about the language it's a watershed kind of game you i knew you couldn't resist boy

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what remember the tattoo parlor payback time here catch go home

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get ready for a bit of fucking ruckus i'm gonna slash these cunts see that man

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break his shoulder blade i'm gonna stick a screwdriver in your neck

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give me a get me a screwdriver now i want to stick a screwdriver in this lad shit

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nah that's enough huh let go of the kid you someone's got a shave there's a lad behind me with a shave bam

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fucking goal man

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damn don't think you can get away with this

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back off and leave the kid alone where are the police are you okay where are the police

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shei shei thank you cheers shei shei shei hey are you chinese maybe you can read this letter that i have

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my name's xiao goro yeah rory christy i'm pausing the game for you sunshine

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it's great to see you and thanks very much for your kind generous donation i won't say a bad word about you

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Makes me want to do this

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Yeah

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Grill some cheese

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Thanks for the donation

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Grill some cheese

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Thank you very much for the donation buddy

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The blue ink

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Of

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Geppetho land

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Spreads forth in

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Through your hands

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The blue ink ribbon

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I was looking for the

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San Siro clip and I don't know

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Where it's gone oh yeah this is what

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I wanted to play this once the man kicked the ball

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What the hell

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Steve Jennings is just coming

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Steve Jennings

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You are the dream that keeps

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The dream

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I love the boom time

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I love the boom time

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I love the boom time

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I love the boom time

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I love the boom time

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I love the boom time

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I love the boom time

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Yo yo

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Here we go

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I love the boom time

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Back again man with the renegade flow

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I love the boom time

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Steve Jennings

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Was last seen down at Tom's hot dogs

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Was last seen down at Tom's hot dogs

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I love the boom time

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I love the boom time

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Okay right we'll get going

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I want to go back to see the Jamaican Rastafarian Japanese man

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Who goes by the name of Tom

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And he works at a hot dog stand

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He came to Japan to make his money

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It worked out for him

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What's your name?

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Ryo

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Ryo Hazuki

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Got the card replaced

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Had been watching for free

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You're some lad to slap jaws in this game

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Got the card replaced

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What card is that Steve?

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Ryo Hazuki

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Yeah

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Shenshei Ryo-san

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You gotta beat the cunts David Ryan

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Welcome to the stream everyone if you've just joined this is a quick blast of Shenmue and I want to tell you something the game is cat but it has a certain charm about it I'm gonna finish it off I don't know how long it's gonna take though there's a lot of daft stuff you have to feed cats yeah

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You have to fucking find sailors who knows what else is gonna happen in this it's the crazy mind of the creators who just happened to be from Japan

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Um oh hello Ryo

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Kondo-san do you know of anyone who can read why do the all the Japanese characters in this

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Why are they called San?

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Like if you saw someone up the town oh that's fucking John San or Michael San or fucking Chris San is going to the shop

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Francis San

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You need Chinese?

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I don't know anyone but why don't you look for Chinese people in Dobuita and ask them?

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Yeah

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I see

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I see

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I see

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I see

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I see

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I see

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I see

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I see

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I see

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I see

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I see

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I see

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I see

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I see

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I see

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I see

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I see

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I see

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I see

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Excuse me. What is it baby boy do?

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Baby boy. Do you know anyone who understands Chinese? How do you expect me to know something like that?

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I'd say making this game wildsman. I see.

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It'd be a good idea to go talk to Liu San. Where the fuck is Liu San?

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You never give up do you? Taken a fancy to me have you?

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It's about time you grew up baby boy do. She a bit of a fucking cradle snatcher is she? Does she want a bit of real san?

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Ma'am, please don't call me baby boy do. Well, you certainly know how to run your mouth off anyway.

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Look at the poster behind her. It says big bang.

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You're not here to buy something. You can just go on home. It's about time you grew up baby boy do.

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Ma'am, please don't call me baby boy do.

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Well.

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Why does he say do and not real? It's real, is it? That's how it's spelled. Do. Do.

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You certainly know how to run your mouth off anyway.

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Hey, this kid came in the shop running his mouth off.

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Tried to buy some coffee.

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And got the-

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Excuse me.

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Um.

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You're no longer a child.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Don't just stand around doing nothing.

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It's about time you-

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Ma'am.

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Alright, alright, alright.

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That's the end of that one.

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Is there anything else I can do here in this shop or is it a waste of time?

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We're here until 8pm.

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We're not on the stream.

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But, um, in, uh, Shenmue hours.

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We're here until 8pm because that's when the next mission or event can take place.

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Okay.

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Wow, this is like Resident Evil before Resident Evil even happened.

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Wow.

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Zoom in, man, for details.

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Look at the details on the Chinese scriptures.

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Yeah.

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Can Jack Salamanders help me?

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Thank you very much, Jack Salamanders.

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You know how to run your mouth off.

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You need to grow up.

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Hello.

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Hello.

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Letters to Father.

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We'll head into town anyways.

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So far, this game has been go to bed, head into town, talk to people, go home, to bed, leave again the next morning, head into town, talk to people.

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It's like an, an, any day occurrence out here in the perimeter.

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Excuse me?

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Huh?

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Me?

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Yeah, you.

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Do you know anybody who knows Chinese?

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I know a little Chinese myself, but...

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I have a letter in Chinese I want someone to read.

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Sorry.

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Can't read it.

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I see.

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I wonder who, uh, Liu San is.

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I remember we've seen a Liu San before.

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Is he the lad that works in the Chinese restaurant?

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The fucking music, man.

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It's so, uh...

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A bit doom and gloom.

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I mean, I know my father is being killed and everything, but...

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I know that I, uh, wrote a note about Liu San one of the days.

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Liu Barber.

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Liu Senior.

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There's a lot of Lus, isn't there?

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Liu must be the Japanese version of John.

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Or Pat.

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Pat San.

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I'm down at Pat San's.

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If you want to find me, I'll be down at Pat San's.

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Okay, I, I...

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Oh.

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Although there's a Chinese barber up here.

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We can see if he has any sort of information on the whereabouts of the man who killed my father.

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Thanks for the tip.

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Father...

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00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,040
I'll buy a pint with that.

263
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:18,740
Fa...

264
00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:19,840
Father O'Malley.

265
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:20,620
This is...

266
00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:23,940
Father O'Malley.

267
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:25,200
Thank you very much.

268
00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:28,100
You have bestowed great honor upon my family.

269
00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:28,940
Father O'Malley.

270
00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:31,640
Thank you very much.

271
00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:33,980
Father O'Malley.

272
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:36,400
How are you, Francis?

273
00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:37,340
Enjoying the gameplay?

274
00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:38,660
Keep it up.

275
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:38,980
P.S.

276
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,080
Go to Mass this Sunday.

277
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:40,880
I will, Father.

278
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:41,760
I will.

279
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:44,400
Yeah.

280
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:46,480
Eddie Durkin.

281
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:47,580
Never working.

282
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:49,720
I want to say thanks, Eddie.

283
00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:53,080
Throw that to Stetside.

284
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:53,440
Glad.

285
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:54,320
Excuse me.

286
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:55,500
Hello, Rio.

287
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:57,440
I will not.

288
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:01,020
Well, if Stetside gets a fucking...

289
00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:02,200
If he gets a stream going.

290
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,080
If Stetside gets a stream going, I will.

291
00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:09,140
Would you read this letter for me?

292
00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:11,020
I think it's in Chinese.

293
00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:13,700
Look at the face.

294
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:14,240
It's...

295
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:14,660
It's...

296
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:15,800
It's a work of art.

297
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:16,980
Hmm?

298
00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:18,400
What does it say?

299
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:19,540
I'm sorry.

300
00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:21,640
I can't read it at all.

301
00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:22,300
That's right.

302
00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:24,620
There are so many strange characters, you know?

303
00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:25,740
I see.

304
00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:27,740
I see.

305
00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:47,580
Mmm-mmm. Really enjoying the deluxe Kenyan blend coffee from Little. If you want to spend an extra euro, you get half the bag that you do get with the Colombian roast ground. But it's a smoother cup.

306
00:19:55,020 --> 00:20:21,300
Playing the DJ set down at Harpy later on, man. Fucking Zane Bowers is releasing a new album. Fucking Zane Malik from One Direction. Oh yeah, Chinese Malik. Zane Malik from fucking Uno Direction. Or as it's known over in Guatemala.

307
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:28,980
Big erection. They don't beat about the bush over in Guatemala with the name changes of the films and the bands.

308
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:42,400
Yeah. Hello. Mr. Fontaine. Thanks for your donation.

309
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,940
Now this guy's making nukes.

310
00:20:48,940 --> 00:21:17,940
Yes? Yes? Yes? What is it? What? That's a traditional Chinese accent. Yes? What is it? I was wondering whether you could translate this letter for me. Oh no, there are a lot of old kanji characters. And it's written in an unusual way. What does it say? I'm sorry. I can't read it.

311
00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:34,300
Oh really? Right? Oh yeah, really. But this kind of paper is used for ceremonial purposes in Chinese calligraphy. Ceremonial purposes?

312
00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:51,940
Great honor and dignity has not been dispatched to them by yourself. However...

313
00:21:51,940 --> 00:21:53,940
Nyaaaaaaahhhhhh.

314
00:21:53,940 --> 00:22:01,940
Ricky has informed me with a $2.50 donation that you're not a bad egg. Bisturluk!

315
00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:09,940
And this is the new way that Japanese people honor each other out in the Far East. Bisturluk!

316
00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:18,940
Now, let's get back to this. I've just completely ignored what he was saying. Tau-san. Ceremonial.

317
00:22:18,940 --> 00:22:19,940
Ceremonial.

318
00:22:19,940 --> 00:22:32,940
It's the top quality grade of paper. It's used for fine calligraphy. It's also used for ceremonial cooking. To wrap around sea bass. It's very famous.

319
00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:39,940
But you can't read it? No, we can't. Oh, but Gwangji might be able to.

320
00:22:39,940 --> 00:22:44,940
Gwangji, yeah? Ask Gwangji. Where the fuck is Gwangji here?

321
00:22:44,940 --> 00:22:53,940
He's hovering on the shopping street. He's good with Kanji characters. I got it. I'll try him.

322
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:58,940
Imagine you could get him in the headlock. Imagine they programmed that into the game.

323
00:22:58,940 --> 00:23:06,940
In a bit of a departure from the tonality of the whole piece, they programmed a situation whereby you could grab ahold of Tao-san's head,

324
00:23:06,940 --> 00:23:13,940
whilst he's tossing noodles, and just blow his fucking head off. Where the fuck is Gwangji, kid?

325
00:23:13,940 --> 00:23:25,940
Yeah. Did you find your owl-lad's killer? You did, King. No, I didn't, man. But thanks for the one euro. That's gonna help me towards finding him.

326
00:23:25,940 --> 00:23:26,940
Excuse me?

327
00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:28,940
Well, keep pressing him.

328
00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:30,940
May I help you? Is it about the letter?

329
00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:34,940
Yes. Gwangji should be able to help you.

330
00:23:34,940 --> 00:23:35,940
Yeah.

331
00:23:35,940 --> 00:23:52,940
I wonder... I wonder... I'll try him. Okay then. Is Gwangji a fucking bicycle? Is he on a moped?

332
00:23:52,940 --> 00:24:10,940
Gwangji, is he?

333
00:24:10,940 --> 00:24:19,940
Maybe... Maybe... Maybe Wang San... Can read it. But he's on a delivery. Where? Shopping Street.

334
00:24:19,940 --> 00:24:24,940
I seen you up Shopping Street the last... The last day. Yeah.

335
00:24:24,940 --> 00:24:31,940
Buyin' a bit of shopping uptown with Rimmer Jim. Your man Rimmer Jim's uptown on a delivery ticket.

336
00:24:31,940 --> 00:24:40,940
Thanks very much, Rimmer. Did you ever watch Red Dwarf? Is that called fucking Rimmer in the man?

337
00:24:48,940 --> 00:24:51,940
Now we're on the Shop Street. This is Shop Street Galway.

338
00:24:54,940 --> 00:24:59,940
We gotta find out the delivery man. Where the fucking delivery man. But we... We always have to say hello to Tom.

339
00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:00,940
Hi!

340
00:25:00,940 --> 00:25:01,940
You're looking good.

341
00:25:01,940 --> 00:25:13,940
The town of Dubwita in Shenmue at the moment for me has become like my own... It's a new town that I live in. I know all the characters now. So when I go down the street...

342
00:25:13,940 --> 00:25:19,940
I'm looking forward to meeting Tom. This morning when I woke up in the real world...

343
00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:23,940
I thought to myself... Yeah, I might play a bit of Shenmue later on.

344
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:28,940
And I'm gonna fucking see how Tom is getting on. Like...

345
00:25:28,940 --> 00:25:35,940
Is it weird that I've gone into this... You know, I'm more excited about finding out what the Japanese Rastafarian man who doesn't exist...

346
00:25:36,940 --> 00:25:43,940
Is up to... In a game that was made 20 years ago... Than I am about people in the real world.

347
00:25:43,940 --> 00:25:45,940
I'll leave that for you to decide.

348
00:25:45,940 --> 00:25:51,940
I'm always chillin'. If you ever need help... Just ask me, okay?

349
00:25:51,940 --> 00:25:53,940
How could you not fucking like this guy?

350
00:25:53,940 --> 00:25:54,940
Thanks.

351
00:25:55,940 --> 00:25:56,940
Hey.

352
00:25:56,940 --> 00:25:57,940
Hey, Rio!

353
00:25:57,940 --> 00:25:58,940
How's everything?

354
00:25:58,940 --> 00:26:00,940
Hey, Rio! How about a dog?

355
00:26:00,940 --> 00:26:03,940
No thanks. Maybe next time.

356
00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:05,940
Tom.

357
00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:06,940
Hi!

358
00:26:07,940 --> 00:26:08,940
You're looking good.

359
00:26:08,940 --> 00:26:13,940
Yeah, I'm always groovin', man. If I move, more customers may come.

360
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:16,940
Yeah, sure. Keep it groovin', man.

361
00:26:16,940 --> 00:26:18,940
That is a fucking great strategy.

362
00:26:19,940 --> 00:26:22,940
I wanna say thank you to Gav from Ethan.

363
00:26:22,940 --> 00:26:26,940
And you... I don't know if it popped up before. I wanna say thanks very much.

364
00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:28,940
It didn't pop up before.

365
00:26:31,940 --> 00:26:33,940
But thank you. I appreciate it.

366
00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:36,940
But maybe if you stand outside your shop and dance...

367
00:26:36,940 --> 00:26:37,940
Hey, hey, yo!

368
00:26:37,940 --> 00:26:39,940
Maybe you'll track more customers.

369
00:26:39,940 --> 00:26:40,940
I'm always chillin'.

370
00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:43,940
If you ever need help, just ask me, okay?

371
00:26:43,940 --> 00:26:44,940
Thanks.

372
00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:48,940
Jacob Reesmerg!

373
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:49,940
Jacob Reesmerg!

374
00:26:50,940 --> 00:26:52,940
I'm always chillin', man!

375
00:26:53,940 --> 00:26:54,940
Thanks for your dog!

376
00:26:59,940 --> 00:27:00,940
Whoa.

377
00:27:00,940 --> 00:27:02,940
Where are you goin' there, sweetie?

378
00:27:02,940 --> 00:27:03,940
Got a minute?

379
00:27:03,940 --> 00:27:04,940
Sorry.

380
00:27:04,940 --> 00:27:05,940
Don't bother me.

381
00:27:05,940 --> 00:27:07,940
I'm in the middle of the mental training.

382
00:27:07,940 --> 00:27:08,940
Y-yeah, you...

383
00:27:08,940 --> 00:27:09,940
It looks like it.

384
00:27:09,940 --> 00:27:12,940
Walking around fucking Shop Street getting pissed wet.

385
00:27:12,940 --> 00:27:14,940
You need a bit of fucking mental...

386
00:27:14,940 --> 00:27:18,940
Agility to get around those fucking barriers and obstacles.

387
00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:21,940
And we saw this lady the last day.

388
00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:23,940
I went up to her just to ask how things were.

389
00:27:23,940 --> 00:27:25,940
And she said, "I'm not interested in men."

390
00:27:25,940 --> 00:27:26,940
Um...

391
00:27:26,940 --> 00:27:29,940
I don't got time to talk to you.

392
00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:30,940
Bye, kid.

393
00:27:34,940 --> 00:27:38,860
Kurita-san.

394
00:27:38,860 --> 00:27:41,800
Made some great buys the other day.

395
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,500
What kind of stuff?

396
00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:49,820
Top quality navy coats and some radical survival gear.

397
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,200
Yeah, we saw this.

398
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:56,620
There's a lot of fake stuff circulating these days, but we only stock the real thing.

399
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:57,700
I see.

400
00:28:02,340 --> 00:28:14,360
Yeah, it does. Why do they all in CEX, why do they all, you know, wear really mad clothes and shit?

401
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:15,840
Like Tom.

402
00:28:16,620 --> 00:28:20,760
Maybe the guys in CEX could stand outside CEX and do the fucking...

403
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:24,300
If they did a bit of fucking day's work like Tom, they'd be making a killing.

404
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:29,280
But I believe that I haven't ever seen a good deal in CEX.

405
00:28:30,740 --> 00:28:33,020
Someone just disappeared there on Street Bar.

406
00:28:33,020 --> 00:28:33,200
A minute.

407
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:36,600
Alright, the CEX, is that a fucking rip-off or what?

408
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:42,260
Because I know that you could just go on eBay or fucking Amazon and not get ripped off.

409
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:44,200
Sell your shit on there.

410
00:28:45,020 --> 00:28:46,360
And buy stuff on there for cheaper.

411
00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:50,680
It's just the simplicity of having a place in town that does it.

412
00:28:51,380 --> 00:28:52,520
And it's like GameStop.

413
00:28:52,740 --> 00:28:53,940
Fucking rip-off, man.

414
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,220
Just buy your shit online and sell it on fucking eBay.

415
00:28:57,380 --> 00:28:58,060
We could be arsed.

416
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,460
Yeah.

417
00:29:24,460 --> 00:29:24,500
Yeah.

418
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:25,400
Where is she?

419
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:26,260
About your grandmother?

420
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,940
Her name is Shashouli.

421
00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:29,620
Shashouli.

422
00:29:29,620 --> 00:29:30,780
She's real nice.

423
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,060
Where is she?

424
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:33,520
At the shop.

425
00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:34,560
Shop?

426
00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:35,520
Which shop?

427
00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:38,340
She sells dishes and stuff.

428
00:29:39,140 --> 00:29:39,560
Um...

429
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,560
It's called...

430
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:42,180
Roxia.

431
00:29:42,580 --> 00:29:44,640
You mean Roxia China Shop, right?

432
00:29:45,060 --> 00:29:49,360
It says Roxia in big letters next to the door.

433
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:49,960
Roxia.

434
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:50,760
I'll go see her.

435
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:51,420
Thanks.

436
00:29:51,420 --> 00:29:51,820
Roxia.

437
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:56,660
Is there a Russian-Chinese group of people?

438
00:29:57,380 --> 00:30:02,060
With the, you know, the continents meeting East Asia and...

439
00:30:02,060 --> 00:30:04,200
Fucking Middle Asia or whatever it is.

440
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,200
Where's the sign that tells you where everything is?

441
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:14,120
Are there an ethnic group of Chinese-Russian kind of Chinese?

442
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:14,960
Or is that...

443
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,600
Are you getting into Mongolia land there or what's the story?

444
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:24,040
Tobacco.

445
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:26,400
Bakery.

446
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:30,240
Jupiter's jackets.

447
00:30:31,460 --> 00:30:32,420
Water dragon.

448
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:34,060
China-Russia.

449
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:34,500
Right.

450
00:30:34,740 --> 00:30:35,320
Let's head around.

451
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,180
Let's head around and see what's going on with China-Russia.

452
00:30:40,820 --> 00:30:41,660
And I want to...

453
00:30:41,660 --> 00:30:42,640
I want to say a big...

454
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:43,040
Yeah.

455
00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:46,240
Kind-hearted thank you to Johnson's Wireless Printer.

456
00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:55,900
Who's always ready to support no matter what day it is, what game it is, what situation it is.

457
00:30:56,100 --> 00:30:57,160
And I appreciate it.

458
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:57,940
Thank you very much.

459
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,340
Not this clown again.

460
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:02,960
Hi.

461
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:04,440
He's weird.

462
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,000
How's it going?

463
00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:05,880
This guy's weird.

464
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:06,480
What's wrong?

465
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:07,200
It's fucking weird.

466
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,100
I'm so thirsty.

467
00:31:08,580 --> 00:31:09,520
I want a drink.

468
00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:12,000
But I don't have any change.

469
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:12,800
He's weird, man.

470
00:31:12,860 --> 00:31:13,620
This guy's weird.

471
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:17,340
I'll buy you one.

472
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:18,060
What do you want?

473
00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:19,000
I did this from yesterday.

474
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,180
You're really nice.

475
00:31:20,620 --> 00:31:21,100
Thanks.

476
00:31:21,620 --> 00:31:22,300
David Lynch.

477
00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:24,140
What kind of drink do you recommend?

478
00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:26,100
Fucking David Lynch.

479
00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:27,100
Hmm.

480
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,400
Diet Lynch, please.

481
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:32,660
I'll have a Diet Lynch and a fucking glass of Funda.

482
00:31:32,860 --> 00:31:33,220
Fruta.

483
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,720
I'm going to give this guy a jet soda.

484
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,700
See how that fucking tickles his liver.

485
00:31:43,340 --> 00:31:43,780
Hmm.

486
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:45,000
Here.

487
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:46,760
Thanks a lot.

488
00:31:47,380 --> 00:31:48,720
You've made my day.

489
00:31:50,260 --> 00:31:51,600
Go ahead, punk.

490
00:31:52,260 --> 00:31:53,520
Make my day.

491
00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:55,380
Yes.

492
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,560
Maybe you could read this letter yet.

493
00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:59,160
Can you translate this letter for me?

494
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:00,380
Can you translate this now?

495
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:02,740
It's got a fucking rake of different characters on it.

496
00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:04,100
Calligraphy, the highest standard.

497
00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:04,600
Oh.

498
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,760
You'd wrap sea bass in the fucking thing.

499
00:32:06,780 --> 00:32:07,160
These kanji are weird.

500
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:08,640
I can't read them.

501
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:09,620
Really?

502
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,640
I'm sorry.

503
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,140
It's okay.

504
00:32:16,220 --> 00:32:16,740
Wait.

505
00:32:17,260 --> 00:32:20,740
My Japanese teacher's a kanji expert.

506
00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:21,220
Right?

507
00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:22,120
Show her it.

508
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:22,740
What's her name?

509
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,120
Shao Shi.

510
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:24,420
Yeah.

511
00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:28,280
She sells antique dishes at her china shop.

512
00:32:29,180 --> 00:32:31,200
Shao Shi Yu at the china shop.

513
00:32:31,380 --> 00:32:32,540
Where the fuck is the china shop?

514
00:32:32,620 --> 00:32:32,780
No.

515
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:34,660
I'll ask her.

516
00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:35,200
Thanks.

517
00:32:36,140 --> 00:32:36,540
Okay.

518
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:37,660
I've got to go.

519
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:38,980
I've got things to do.

520
00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:40,020
I'll blow your head up.

521
00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:40,620
Thanks for the drink.

522
00:32:41,140 --> 00:32:41,700
It's okay.

523
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:42,460
See ya.

524
00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:51,520
Now.

525
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:52,460
Now.

526
00:32:52,460 --> 00:32:56,760
Let's get back to this game.

527
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,200
The Russia china shop.

528
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,800
Wang San was unable to read it.

529
00:33:02,220 --> 00:33:03,480
That fella who is weird.

530
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:04,940
His name is Wang San.

531
00:33:05,660 --> 00:33:07,780
It would be a good idea to go talk to Lu San.

532
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,840
Maybe Wang San can read it on delivery.

533
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:11,060
So that was Wang San.

534
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:11,340
Great.

535
00:33:11,420 --> 00:33:11,560
Okay.

536
00:33:11,940 --> 00:33:14,580
Now we find out where this fucking Russia place is.

537
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:16,620
I think it could be here.

538
00:33:18,340 --> 00:33:18,780
Yeah.

539
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:22,520
No.

540
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,900
This is Nagai Industries.

541
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:24,640
We fucked up.

542
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,300
We fucked up.

543
00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:35,580
Excuse me.

544
00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:35,580
Excuse me.

545
00:33:36,260 --> 00:33:38,200
I want to ask you something.

546
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:39,120
Huh?

547
00:33:39,900 --> 00:33:41,500
Shut the hell up.

548
00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:43,840
Who in the hell are you, huh?

549
00:33:44,380 --> 00:33:46,000
You don't shut the hell up.

550
00:33:46,340 --> 00:33:48,280
I'll make you wish you had.

551
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:49,940
Asking this guy is pointless.

552
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:50,960
Sorry.

553
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:51,840
It's okay.

554
00:33:52,340 --> 00:33:54,200
He just said it in front of his face.

555
00:33:56,140 --> 00:33:57,720
I'm going to do that in real life.

556
00:33:58,100 --> 00:34:00,680
If somebody's just not cooperating or anything.

557
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,180
You can't get anything out of him.

558
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,280
I'm just going to go in to their face.

559
00:34:04,380 --> 00:34:05,860
Just go, this guy is pointless.

560
00:34:07,820 --> 00:34:08,880
Jacob Rees, Mag MP.

561
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,020
Thank you very much, sir.

562
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:13,560
You kind-hearted, conservative, bastard.

563
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,120
I don't know why you're in such a hurry, but...

564
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,520
Never stray from yourself.

565
00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:19,820
Yes, sir.

566
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,760
That's all I got to say for now.

567
00:34:24,820 --> 00:34:25,780
This is hilarious.

568
00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:26,540
Look at this.

569
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:27,580
Look at the setup.

570
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:31,740
I'd stay only I have to get to the Russia China shop before it closes.

571
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,660
But look at this fucking ventiler.

572
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:36,520
Jesus Christ.

573
00:34:36,740 --> 00:34:39,040
What have I stumbled into here?

574
00:34:39,340 --> 00:34:41,600
This is a dodgy situation.

575
00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:43,360
I'm going to come back in a bit.

576
00:34:45,900 --> 00:35:04,900
*music*

577
00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:08,900
*music*

578
00:35:08,900 --> 00:35:13,900
*music*

579
00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:17,900
*music*

580
00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:19,900
Where's Rocia China? Is this it?

581
00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:23,900
Please, please, please be Rocia China. Please.

582
00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:27,900
Please, I have no time. Yes. Yes.

583
00:35:27,900 --> 00:35:33,900
*music*

584
00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:35,900
May I help you?

585
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:39,900
Yep. I've got a letter for you.

586
00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:47,900
Excuse me, are you Xiao-san? Yes, that's right. And you are?

587
00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:49,900
I'm real Hazuki.

588
00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:51,900
*music*

589
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:53,900
Uh, Hazuki-san?

590
00:35:53,900 --> 00:35:55,900
*music*

591
00:35:55,900 --> 00:35:57,900
Oh yes, my grandson.

592
00:35:57,900 --> 00:35:59,900
*music*

593
00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:01,900
Go and told me.

594
00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:03,900
Thank you very much.

595
00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:07,900
*music*

596
00:36:07,900 --> 00:36:09,900
*music*

597
00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:13,900
*music*

598
00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:15,900
*music*

599
00:36:15,900 --> 00:36:17,900
Yeah.

600
00:36:17,900 --> 00:36:22,900
He now aspires to grow strong and brave just like you.

601
00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:25,900
It was nothing really.

602
00:36:25,900 --> 00:36:29,900
So what brings you here?

603
00:36:29,900 --> 00:36:33,900
Well, I have a letter I'd like you to translate.

604
00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:37,900
Okay. Reversed kanji.

605
00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:39,900
Reversed kanji, yeah.

606
00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:41,900
Reversed.

607
00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:44,900
Yes, but they aren't just reverse left to right.

608
00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:48,900
They're written in a special style.

609
00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:49,900
Could you read it for me?

610
00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:53,900
Shaolin shadow boxing with a Wu-Tang sword style.

611
00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:54,900
Yes, of course.

612
00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:57,900
If what you say is true, then the fucking Shaolin and the Wu-Tang.

613
00:36:57,900 --> 00:37:00,900
Beware of those who pursue the mirror.

614
00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:02,900
Gary Mullins, thank you.

615
00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:05,900
If you ever need help, seek the aid of Master Chen.

616
00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:08,900
Master Chen is after you, Gary.

617
00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:12,900
Master Chen. Thanks for your donation, but Master Chen is after you.

618
00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:17,900
"Come here, Viper. Any chance of a 1v1 to see if your quickscoping skills are up to scratch?"

619
00:37:17,900 --> 00:37:21,900
They don't do fucking 1v1s in Shenmue, man.

620
00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:23,900
Do you know what I mean, Gary?

621
00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:29,900
"This is reverse fucking kanji."

622
00:37:29,900 --> 00:37:33,900
"Zhū yuang la. Master Chen?"

623
00:37:34,900 --> 00:37:40,900
"Oh, there's something written on the back too."

624
00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:53,900
"Tianjifu, jiao taou long. Ti-ji-mu, wo da yō."

625
00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:55,900
"What does it mean?"

626
00:37:55,900 --> 00:38:01,900
"Father's Heaven, Nine Dragons, Mother's Earth, Comrades."

627
00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:07,900
"I'm sorry, it doesn't make sense."

628
00:38:07,900 --> 00:38:09,900
"I understand."

629
00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:16,900
"But I think this part may be a phone number. These ancient characters are numbers."

630
00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:18,900
"A phone number?"

631
00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:19,900
"Yes."

632
00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:20,900
"Zero."

633
00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:24,900
"You know what, I think, I'm sorry to pause the cutscene."

634
00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:28,900
"But something just crossed my mind there."

635
00:38:28,900 --> 00:38:32,900
"And a lot of people were giving out about this game that I was playing it."

636
00:38:32,900 --> 00:38:33,900
"That it's low energy."

637
00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:34,900
"It's fucking boring."

638
00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:37,900
"There's no quickscoping in it."

639
00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:42,900
"There's none of this cool rapidity that you get with nowadays games."

640
00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:49,900
"But I mean, there's a sincerity behind this creation which makes it still appealing to me."

641
00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:53,900
"Even though it lacks any sort of excitement."

642
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:57,900
"This is so boring, man."

643
00:38:57,900 --> 00:38:58,900
"But I mean, it's sincere."

644
00:38:58,900 --> 00:39:01,900
"And it's very well crafted."

645
00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:03,900
"And it's fucking weird."

646
00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:05,900
"So I mean, that's why I'm going to continue playing it."

647
00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:08,900
"Even though there's people telling me to stop playing it."

648
00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:09,900
"Yeah."

649
00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:12,900
"NE1 for ABJ."

650
00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:15,900
"Thanks very much for your donation."

651
00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:18,900
"And it was a great donation."

652
00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:24,900
"And it was a fucking fantastic, funny thing that you got me to read out."

653
00:39:25,900 --> 00:39:28,900
"This game is Kanji West."

654
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,900
"As David St. Patrick says."

655
00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:34,900
"It's great that you're sticking with me on this."

656
00:39:35,900 --> 00:39:36,900
"It's a Chinese man."

657
00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:39,900
"Camp Sligo to make his money."

658
00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:40,900
"Didn't work out for him."

659
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:41,900
"Didn't work out for him."

660
00:39:41,900 --> 00:39:42,900
"And now it's out of the sort."

661
00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:46,900
"46861564."

662
00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:48,900
"That's a phone number if ever I saw one."

663
00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:49,900
"I've got it."

664
00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:50,900
"Yeah."

665
00:39:50,900 --> 00:39:51,900
"You do got it."

666
00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:52,900
"Thank you very much."

667
00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:53,900
"Thank you."

668
00:39:53,900 --> 00:39:54,900
"Gilick."

669
00:39:54,900 --> 00:40:08,900
"The new way of Japanese people it's caught on of saying thank you is this."

670
00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:09,900
"Payphone."

671
00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:10,900
"Payphone."

672
00:40:10,900 --> 00:40:11,900
"I'll call that."

673
00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:27,900
"I know there's a payphone back in the residential district."

674
00:40:27,900 --> 00:40:28,900
"Hey time is trucking along.

675
00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:34,900
It's not like yesterday where we couldn't find anything to do until fucking 7pm."

676
00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:39,900
"We can just find a payphone now and call up the number."

677
00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:45,900
"Hopefully all the answers to my father's death will be on the end of this phone call."

678
00:40:58,900 --> 00:41:00,900
"I'm having the goddamn time of my life."

679
00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:03,900
"Hey, never come down. Never stop playing."

680
00:41:05,900 --> 00:41:08,900
"Shenmui streams are legit. Don't listen to them, Viper San."

681
00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:10,900
"Thanks very much for the fucking words of encouragement."

682
00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:11,900
"Yeah."

683
00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:12,900
"Antonio."

684
00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:17,900
"Antonio Banderas."

685
00:41:18,900 --> 00:41:19,900
"Thanks, Connor Zim."

686
00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:21,900
"Thank you very much Connor Zim."

687
00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:25,900
"You're a legend."

688
00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:32,900
"Oh fuck, I forgot the number."

689
00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:45,900
"Sorry, the volume there might be head wrecking."

690
00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:47,900
"046861564."

691
00:41:47,900 --> 00:42:15,740
046861564. 046851. 046861564. 046861564. 046861564. 046861564. 046861564. 046861564. 046861564. 046861564.

692
00:42:16,940 --> 00:42:23,820
fucking dial five right see this is where i fuck up because they're not a great system

693
00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:30,940
okay zero yeah zero

694
00:42:37,340 --> 00:42:45,980
46861.

695
00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:55,660
46861.

696
00:42:57,820 --> 00:42:59,980
he came to chai he came to japan

697
00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:07,660
tried to use the payphone didn't work out for him didn't work out for him his short-term memory has

698
00:43:07,660 --> 00:43:24,640
has gone kaput he's gonna have Alzheimer's by the age of 35 564 now that's a phone number hard

699
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:37,120
slime thank you hard slime it below great work father's heaven what the fuck huh oh oh mother's

700
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:52,700
earth nine dragons mother's earth oops guess I need the password 0 4 6 8 6 1 5 1 6 4 thank you for keeping

701
00:43:52,700 --> 00:43:57,940
that in the chat I'm gonna do this again now and apparently you have to say the words in the right

702
00:43:57,940 --> 00:44:06,820
order maybe you're calling Navin back of the left father's heaven nine dragons mother's earth

703
00:44:06,820 --> 00:44:09,640
comrade nine dragons comrades

704
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:36,520
noise 0 4 6 8 0 4 6 8 1 8 6 9 6 9 for fun friendship

705
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:53,340
5 1 6 4 0 4 6 8 6 1 stay with us we're gonna fucking do this man it's gonna be a it's gonna be amazing it's gonna be a masterpiece

706
00:44:53,340 --> 00:45:09,520
It's gonna be a masterpiece. 5164. Just double check this. It's gonna be a masterpiece. Stay with me. 564. You fucked me up.

707
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:31,680
Hello? Mother's Earth. Mother's Earth. Fuck.

708
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:59,180
Uh. Ah, fuck. Oops. Right. Damn. Thanks for the tip. I'll buy a pint with that. T22BC in the gaff. Thanks very much. And I wanna tell you something, T22BC. You've greatly enhanced your reputation with that donation.

709
00:45:59,180 --> 00:46:06,080
And you're listening in to me so you can say whether it's right or it's wrong. You never intended for me to fuck up the phone situation in Shenmue.

710
00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:16,280
What you wanted was a situation whereby I could make the phone call and then quote back the mother's heaven, father's tears until the next treaty.

711
00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:27,180
Okay. I'm gonna take these fucking headphones off for a second now. Let's do this. Let's do this. Let's do this. Let's do this.

712
00:46:27,180 --> 00:46:34,480
The dialysis machine noise is annoying.

713
00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:35,340
Okay, I'll turn that.

714
00:46:38,220 --> 00:46:39,040
Oh, for a second.

715
00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:40,280
Thanks, John Zarate.

716
00:46:40,700 --> 00:46:41,400
Thank you.

717
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,600
I have no idea how much that helps me.

718
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:50,000
And if anybody can put in the quote in the chat there.

719
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,600
Can somebody just fucking write,

720
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:55,260
Father's Heaven, Nine Dragons, Mother's Earth, Comrades.

721
00:46:55,260 --> 00:46:59,980
0-5-0-4-6-8

722
00:46:59,980 --> 00:47:11,920
0-4-6-8-6-1

723
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:31,700
6156. Okay, somebody, somebody has some, can somebody please just, oh, comments, okay.

724
00:47:31,700 --> 00:48:01,260
Okay, okay, 9 dragon, 9 dragon. Hello? Mother's Earth. Mother's Earth and fucking, comrades. Comrades. Father's Heaven. 9 dragons. 9 dragons.

725
00:48:01,700 --> 00:48:08,820
Warehouse number 8. Warehouse number 8? You, who are you? Isn't this the Chen residence? Oops.

726
00:48:13,700 --> 00:48:21,600
That's warehouse number 8. Warehouse number 8. This is a strange story, okay. We've just got through this.

727
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:27,060
I want to say thank you very much to Aisling Garrett, who wrote that in the chat. Help me do this.

728
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:32,000
Because at the moment, I'm stuck. I'm absolutely stuck.

729
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:45,740
Father's Heaven. Heaven is a password. I need to locate warehouse number 8.

730
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:59,560
Hey, and look at the fucking time. It's nearly 8 o'clock. We get to go to the, um, is it the arcade? And we go and, we go and knack some lad down at the arcade.

731
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:13,800
Boxes of Cobra Toxin. Thank you for your tip. I don't know why boxes. It hasn't appeared on the screen now. This seems to have been happening quite a lot in the last few days.

732
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:22,280
And I apologize. But I want to tell you something about boxes. He's probably the, the stream leader. Yeah.

733
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:48,240
He's the guy who keeps ticking along. Or she. We don't know. Boxes of Cobra Toxin is a mysterious entity. A patronage. A patron of the, the arts. And the onion men aren't far behind. Oh, they are pretty, pretty far. You're actually there with Marty Morrissey. Thanks, Marty. This is for you, Marty.

734
00:49:48,240 --> 00:50:09,080
That's for you, Marty. For your 1 euro intense chill donation. Yo, this game is intense chill. It's mad chill.

735
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:37,380
Mad chill. We've got 10 minutes. We've got 10 minutes left. Before the fun time ends, I'm afraid.

736
00:50:37,380 --> 00:50:45,580
I'm going to play this later on. It's getting more, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting dodgy. Do you know?

737
00:51:01,180 --> 00:51:15,540
It's getting dodgy. It's getting dodgy. It's getting dodgy. It's getting dodgy.

738
00:51:22,980 --> 00:51:23,620
Eddie.

739
00:51:24,260 --> 00:51:24,740
Huh?

740
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,140
Have you ever heard of a warehouse number eight?

741
00:51:28,740 --> 00:51:30,120
No, I haven't.

742
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:30,840
Oh.

743
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:31,340
No.

744
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:38,480
About warehouse number eight?

745
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,400
I said I don't know.

746
00:51:41,980 --> 00:51:42,420
Okay.

747
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:52,340
I thought there was meant to be a fucking ruckus down here at the ATM.

748
00:51:52,340 --> 00:51:53,000
Excuse me.

749
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:54,080
What?

750
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:00,460
Do you know where a warehouse number eight is?

751
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:05,860
Huh? Warehouse number eight? Can't say that I do.

752
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:07,080
I see.

753
00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:08,740
What about it?

754
00:52:09,180 --> 00:52:11,600
It's okay. Thanks anyway. See you later.

755
00:52:12,220 --> 00:52:12,660
Yeah.

756
00:52:13,220 --> 00:52:13,700
Yeah.

757
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,520
Warehouse number eight.

758
00:52:16,620 --> 00:52:16,920
Yo.

759
00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:18,200
Warehouse number eight.

760
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:22,500
Has anybody seen warehouse number eight? What about square head here?

761
00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:24,340
Do you know of a warehouse number eight?

762
00:52:24,820 --> 00:52:25,820
Sure don't.

763
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:27,480
What's at the warehouse?

764
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:29,540
Uh, nothing.

765
00:52:29,540 --> 00:52:32,020
Come on. Don't be hiding stuff.

766
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:36,900
Know anyone who might know about a warehouse number eight?

767
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:44,840
Hmm. Let me think of it. Sorry. No one I can think of. I see. See you later. Yeah.

768
00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:50,660
He knows well what's going on. He knows well what's going on.

769
00:52:57,620 --> 00:53:01,660
Um. Sorry. Can't talk now. Talk to you later.

770
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:09,500
I'm going to go home to Ine Sang because she'll be fucking doing my head and if I don't go home to bed.

771
00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:13,520
But we'll ask, we'll ask, we'll ask Tom first before we go to sleep.

772
00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:29,080
Yeah, man. Yeah, man.

773
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:29,100
Yeah, man.

774
00:53:29,100 --> 00:53:34,620
I ask every day and you don't fucking have anything.

775
00:53:34,620 --> 00:53:34,680
Tom.

776
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:36,200
Hi.

777
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:37,640
You're looking good.

778
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:43,200
Yeah, I'm always grooving, man. If I move, more customers may come.

779
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,760
Yeah, sure. Keep it grooving, man.

780
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:48,280
What the fuck?

781
00:53:48,660 --> 00:53:48,940
Hey.

782
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:50,260
Hey, Rio.

783
00:53:51,020 --> 00:53:51,660
How's everything?

784
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:53,640
I'm always ch-

785
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:54,260
If you ever-

786
00:53:54,260 --> 00:53:54,640
Thanks.

787
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,200
This guy's useless.

788
00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:01,980
I think we'll, uh, we'll go home, have a little sleep.

789
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:09,200
I'll be back on later on then and I'll fucking, uh, we'll fix it. We'll fix it. We'll find warehouse number eight later on.

790
00:54:12,060 --> 00:54:13,040
Thanks for the tip.

791
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:14,600
I'll buy a pint with that.

792
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:15,600
Serbian fella.

793
00:54:16,660 --> 00:54:31,980
I want to say something about you. You're a kind-hearted Serbian lad. You came to Ireland. You went to England. Did a few business deals. Came back. And now you're into the stream game.

794
00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:42,500
I want to say thanks very much. You've greatly enhanced your reputation and, uh, you'll, you'll, you'll, look at, look at, you'll, you'll leave me standing. You'll leave me standing.

795
00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:53,300
He greatly enhanced his reputation. Great, greatly enhanced his reputation. And you're listening in to this, Pat, so you can, you can say it's right or wrong. Say it's right or wrong. What you wanted to do was to get a situation where in the future, the possibility would be-

796
00:54:53,300 --> 00:55:19,620
Robert and Susan, ye are the combination that makes the dream continue until, until the, um, you just, you make the dream continue. Bob and Sue's. Bob and weave.

797
00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:42,100
Robert and Susan, ye are the best. I'm going to go to bed now and I'll be back on this, this, this shizzle at around, I'd say, 11 p.m. or maybe midnight. We'll find out where warehouse number eight is. It's going to be fantastic. The game is really picking up pace at the moment. This is Shenmue. It's, it's really picking up pace.

798
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:50,180
Developed this this story is developing very rapid. It's what did they say on the news when something's happened? It's fluid

799
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:54,080
It's the story is flu- no they say something else. I

800
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:02,460
Can't remember look at the story is picking up pace. It's getting stronger

801
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:09,620
We know what's gonna happen. He needs to find out the but what's in this warehouse is it is his father in the fucking warehouse

802
00:56:09,620 --> 00:56:16,520
Is that it is that where Landini lives look at him? He's getting the head down getting getting a good night's sleep there

803
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:17,520
there.
